Cocky Trump Rooster

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Everyone probably knows this, but I'm not just #45, I'm an amazing businessman - maybe the best ever - so I decided to do something wonderful for you: clone myself. That's right - it's not a dream. Buy me now and beautify your home or office...well, let's be honest, here - it's more than that...beautify your LIFE with an exact clone of me, hand-crafted entirely of ivory and 24kt gold (or something), and delivered with a smile direct to your door by one of my faithful new employees at the US Postal Service. So what are you waiting for? I'm a hand-painted ceramic figure standing a majestic 7" tall with a commanding 6.5" wingspan. I love sunsets and walks on the beach and have YUUUUGE hands, as you can see (to say nothing of my feet). I weigh an ideal 1lbs and my doctor says I'm in inhumanly good health for my age.
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Stands a Majestic 7" Tall
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Stands a Majestic 7" Tall
Commanding 6.5" Wingspan
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Stands a Majestic 7" Tall
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Stands a Majestic 7" Tall
Commanding 6.5" Wingspan
YUUUGGE Hands & Feet
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Stands a Majestic 7" Tall
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Stands a Majestic 7" Tall
Commanding 6.5" Wingspan
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Stands a Majestic 7" Tall
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Hand-Painted Ceramic
Stands a Majestic 7" Tall
Commanding 6.5" Wingspan
YUUUGGE Hands & Feet
Manly Scarlet-Red Waddle